Fritz Heaney's Book
This Guy Is Somewhat Sweet
I've had a crush on "Teacher Xiao" for over a year, and that day my best friend said she found my idol's address. I couldn't contain my excitement and immediately decided to confess to my crush at his home. Fueled by courage from a few drinks, I had three glasses of white liquor that night and stumbled my way to knock on his door, weakly falling into his arms. I woke up the next afternoon, completely naked, lying next to my crush. Only this "crush"... I rubbed my eyes and looked again. A loud ringing echoed in my head, and I felt like I was about to explode on the spot. This crush is not the same as the one I've been secretly in love with!