What happens when you slap a billionaire not accidentally but on purpose, you wanna know what happens. I will tell you what happens. Michelle Sylvester is the true definition of crazy, if you ever want to know what real craziness is then I had advice you, to go look for Michelle Sylvester. She is so crazy, she beat up her boss after getting fired. That's how crazy she is, but this time around Michelle ran out of luck when she slapped Xander Collins on purpose. I don't know if you get me so I'll repeat myself. Michelle Sylvester a crazy girl slaps billionaire Xander, billionaire Xander who is not to be messed with. Xander who's out to teach the crazy girl a lesson decides to make her his maid for a week. But wait on a serious note, how can you teach a crazy person a lesson. Actually you can't do that.🤣🤣. Xander Collins thought he had the game in his palm, and he controls the game. But what happens when a certain crazy girl he threatened to lock up in prison, agrees to his deal to be his maid for a week. What happens when that same certain girl ends up frustrating the life out of him and ends up becoming the boss in his own house. What happens when the crazy girl falls for the billionaire and vice versa. Would the billionaire climbs down from his high chair and bare his heart out or would their blossoming love fade away. ********* Read this hilarious funny love stories to get all the answers you want.
"Wake up, wake up crazy girl. Wake up!!." A voice yells disturbing Michelle sweet dream. I turned around, hoping whoever the person is, he/she would go away. The he/she didn't go away.
"Seriously Michelle, have you forgotten what today is, get up before you miss your interview. Lazy ass." Interview, interview. Oh my God, I have an interview. I sit up immediately on my bed, my eyes wide open. Michelle thinks sitting up. "What the heck soph, why didn't you wake me up earlier. I'm gonna be late, oh geez." Michelle yelled, getting up from my bed as fast as she can. "What! Is that the thank you, you should be telling me. Besides, I've been waking you up for the past one hour and you were busy snoring like a dead man. I can not believe you right now." Soph, her one and only best friend says, staring at her in disbelief. Michelle ignored her and hurriedly rushed into the bathroom, took her bath, got dressed, did all the stuff a lady should do in the morning. "I'm off soph, whish me luck." Michelle said pecking soph on the cheek. "You know you would get the job, unless you don't break a certain persons head or noes, neck or..." "Shut up, I promise I won't break anybody's head, noes, neck, leg, bones unless they annoy me. shhh, bye." She blew a kiss at her and walked out of the house merrily. ************ "Oh my God, i can't believe I've actually forgotten the company I'm going for the damn interview, how I could I have left the address at home. Ugh." Michelle exclaims, staring around. She walked around the street hoping to locate the damn company, she could not. "Where the hell have you been Melissa, I've been looking for you. The shoot is about to start, come let's go, the director is already mad and you know he can be something else whenever he is angry." An unknown guy, who she has never seen before in my life dragged me by my hands towards one of the company in the street. "Hey, hey. You've got the wrong person here. Mister, I said you have gotten the wrong person here." Melissa yelled trying to get the man attention but the idiot won't even listen to me, he just kept on dragging her, ignoring all she is saying. Melissa decideds not to say a thing or do anything, she would love to see the end of this. The unknown guy stopped in front of a black gate, knocked on it. The gate got opened and the both of them got in. "I can't believe you right now Melissa, how can you try to play that, hey you got the wrong girl card* with me. Huh?." The strange guy says, Melissa rolled her eyes and smiled at him. "Director she's here, I've found her. Please can we start the shoot." The guy yells, an elderly man who is the director yelled at Michelle next. "Where the heck did you go yo Melissa, you know I'm working with time here, how dare you disappear like that, now get to your position. Wait, girls please make her up, also change the clothes she's wearing." The director dished out instructions here and there, Michelle was dragged again by two unknown ladies. By the time her make over was done, she could barely recognize herself, she looks gorgeous. "Melissa!! Melissa! Where the heck are you, I've got to be somewhere else, don't waste my time!." The director yells with a megaphone, making Michelle cringed. People call her crazy but this man is more than crazy. "You better go Melissa." One of the make up artist says, Michelle sighed getting up from the chair then walked over to where the director is. "Sir I'm here." Michelle says to the director. "Well, get to your place and least start this fucking shoot, you've wasted my time already." The director yelled with an eye roll. "Sir I don't know where my place is." Michelle says again. This time the director's face glows red, "What the heck do you mean by, you don't know your place. Melissa, your place is right at the office table, where the bowl of cereal is. Have you forgotten what you're supposed to do, you are a model not a dummy. Now, go do your job!." The director yells so furiously pointing at the office table not to far. Michelle, had to hold the urge to laugh cause to her the director looks really funny, when he is angry. "Okay sir, I will sir." Michelle slowly walks over to the office table, and sit down on the office chair. "In 1, 2, 3, Action." The director yelled. Michelle didn't know what to do but still went ahead anyway to do the number one thing in her mind and that's too eat, she didn't eat this morning, so the more the free food the better. "Cut! Cut! What the heck are you doing, Melissa!!." The director voice vibrated throughout the room. "I'm eating sir." Michelle answered, mouthful. The whole production crew burst out in laughter. "Shut up! Everyone of you keep your damn mouth closed!." The director yells, making everyone to quiet down. "Melissa! You are supposed to eat a spoon or two then say your lines, not to eat the whole bowl of cereal. And after eating two spoons, then you say, hmm, so yummy. So yummy. Got it!!." The director asks his eyes bulging out of their socket. "Yes sir, I get it." Michelle answered. "Good, in 3, 2, 1, camera rolling, Action." The director yelled. Michelle could literally see the veins puffing out of his neck. 2 hours later, 10 scene, 10 good scene retaking, 10 bowls of cereal eating by just one girl, Michelle. The director looks at Michelle tiredly, he didn't have the strength to shout or yell again. What the hell had gone wrong, the Melissa he knows, is very diligent in her work and is a pro. What happened to her!. "What is going on here, don't tell me you guys start the shoot without me. I was on my monthly period director, I told you I needed to get some pad and I told you director I don't just use any pad, I had to go to the company and that's what delayed me, how could you get me replaced." A voice yells from the door. The director looks at Michelle then back to the real Melissa, he did the same thing over and over again before asking the million dollar question, "if you are Melissa, then who is she?." The director asks, and everybody turns to look at Michelle who is already taking three packets of the cereal. "Hi.. okay funny story, I was on my own when that idiot over there, dragged me in here. I had told him I wasn't Melissa, but he didn't listen. Anyway, it was nice working with all of you, and director come on you have to chill sometimes, it's not everything you'll be shouting like a roaring lion, and hi real Melissa, I guess I can see why they mistook me for you, I'm your lookalike. Goodbye everyone." She says having a box of cereal in her head(she tried carrying like 10 packets and saw it was a lot of work) and the bowl. She is not leaving the bowl or the spoon, she loves it. "One more thing Melissa, if the director yells at you like a mad man just kick him in the ass. And thanks for the Make up and dress. Once again, goodbye." With that said she was out of the door and out of the company. "Are we really going to let her take a full box of cereal, that box contains about forty cereal packets." Austin, the guy who had dragged her in asked. "If you've not brought her here, would she have the chance to take it in the first place." The director asks glaring at him. "No sir, sorry sir." Austin apologise. "Okay, I've got to ask, what just happened?." Melissa who is still standing by the door confused by the display, that just happened asked. "Everybody go home, shoots starts by 7am, don't be late." The director announced, getting up from his director seat, ignoring Melissa. "Seriously, what the heck happened here. I'm so confused." Melissa yells, but the whole crew members were to tired to answer her, Michelle had run down their energy.
Who would have thought that a kidnapped princess, turned slave, would one day have the power to choose the next Alpha of the clan she hates with every pint of blood in her bones. The moon goddess had made what I would love to call, *A glorious mistake.* I Racheal Quill a slave of the crimson park is mated to the sons(quadruplets) of Alpha Blackwood (my oppressor) and because Alpha Blackwood loves to be entertained.... He created a contest, that whoever I choose to be my mate.. would automatically be next in-line to be crowned king and Alpha of Crimson Pack. Now who do I choose, Justin, Jake, Jackson, or Jared?
My mother was a lot of things but I never knew she would dare leave her Billionaire husband on the Alter stranded. My soon to be step-father was a lot of things, but he wasn't one to accept humiliation. And for that reason he made me Amelia, the daughter of my runaway mother to take her place on the alter.
Alexa dreaded her eighteenth birthday, why? On her eighteenth birthday she would officially be Alpha Diaz's Bedwarmer. Living as his slave was one thing but warming his bed every night was another... How could she warm the bed of the man who proclaimed her father a traitor, the one who is responsible for her family death. To others he might be a savior but to her, he is the one she hates with every spit on her tongue. But just on her eighteenth birthday, she was rescued... By an Hybrid Alpha, who turns out to be her mate.
Anastasia would never had believe that dragons were real, until a blue eye guy appeared into her life with the most unrealistic story ever. Not only did he say dragons were real, but that they become men by night and dragon by day. And now, she's the witch the dragon clan has been searching and waiting for...., for over a decade. The only way the spell could be broken was for Anastasia to travel back in time, to unleash her full power with the help of Arkalis her Ancestors. But What Anastasia didn't know is that to break the spell she had to pay a heavy and costly price. Her life or her newly found lover… (Christian, the blue eye guy)
In other to give her kids a better life, Aurora White had to go into a contractual relationship with Xander Fernando, while hiding the truth that her kids were an actual result of a one night stand they had years ago.
Juliet had never received love from anyone. Not from her parents or her twin sister. She had always been the ugly twin, the fat one. Finally getting love from someone, not just anyone but a wealthy handsome guy… felt impossibly real to Juliet. Was there a reason for the marriage, the young C.E.O proposed to her? Was it for money? Or is there something more??
18+, strong mature, and sexual content. Sneak peek: "W-what are you doing?" I asked, my breathing getting heavier as his warm fingers inched towards my bikini bottom. "You called me a coward earlier, remember?" He asked, his other hand wrapped around my throat and lips torturingly brushing over mine "So let's see how much you can handle if I break the boundaries." "I haven't said anything wrong," I breathed out, the collision of the heat of our bodies made the wetness between my thighs build more "Oh really?" He hooked my legs around his waist leaving me surprised I opened my mouth to say something but before any sentence could leave my mouth, sliding past my bikini bottom his fingers were there on my bare clit and the next second they thrust inside the very tight hole of mine leaving me to scream. But everything went silent as he pressed his hot lips upon mine just as I had been wanting since the first day I had ever seen him. **** I always knew the things I felt for Jacob Adriano were wrong in so many ways. He was my dad's best friend, totally out of bounds but I couldn't stop wanting him. And once in the event of my dad's destination wedding, I came across him after years...I lost every one of the boundaries I had and surely I planned to make him lose his ones too. After all Jacob Adriano, the sinfully attractive Italian was not unaware of my obsession with him. But little did know that forbidden relationships always bring havoc and demolition.....
After hiding her true identity throughout her three-year marriage to Colton, Allison had committed wholeheartedly, only to find herself neglected and pushed toward divorce. Disheartened, she set out to rediscover her true self-a talented perfumer, the mastermind of a famous intelligence agency, and the heir to a secret hacker network. Realizing his mistakes, Colton expressed his regret. "I know I messed up. Please, give me another chance." Yet, Kellan, a once-disabled tycoon, stood up from his wheelchair, took Allison's hand, and scoffed dismissively, "You think she'll take you back? Dream on."
My family was on the poverty line and had no way to support me in college. I had to work part-time every day just to make ends meet and afford to get into the university. That was when I met her—the pretty girl in my class that every boy dreamt of asking out. I was well aware she was out of my league. Nevertheless, I mustered all my courage and bravely told her that I had fallen for her. To my surprise, she agreed to be my girlfriend. With the sweetest smile I had ever seen, she told me that she wanted my first gift for her to be the latest and top-of-the-line iPhone. I worked like a dog and even did my classmates’ laundry to save up. My hard work eventually paid off after a month. I finally got to buy what she wanted. But as I was wrapping my gift, I saw her in the dressing room, making out with the captain of the basketball team. She then heartlessly made fun of my inadequacy and made a fool out of me. To make things worse, the guy whom she cheated on me with even punched me in the face. Desperation washed over me, but there was nothing I could do but lie on the floor as they trampled on my feelings. But then, my father called me out of the blue, and my life turned upside down. It turned out that I was a billionaire's son.
As a simple assistant, messaging the CEO in the dead of night to request shares of adult films was a bold move. Bethany, unsurprisingly, didn't receive any films. However, the CEO responded that, while he had no films to share, he could offer a live demonstration. After a night filled with passion, Bethany was certain she'd lose her job. But instead, her boss proposed, "Marry me. Please consider it." "Mr. Bates, you're kidding me, right?"
I received a pornographic video. "Do you like this?" The man speaking in the video is my husband, Mark, whom I haven't seen for several months. He is naked, his shirt and pants scattered on the ground, thrusting forcefully on a woman whose face I can't see, her plump and round breasts bouncing vigorously. I can clearly hear the slapping sounds in the video, mixed with lustful moans and grunts. "Yes, yes, fuck me hard, baby," the woman screams ecstatically in response. "You naughty girl!" Mark stands up and flips her over, slapping her buttocks as he speaks. "Stick your ass up!" The woman giggles, turns around, sways her buttocks, and kneels on the bed. I feel like someone has poured a bucket of ice water on my head. It's bad enough that my husband is having an affair, but what's worse is that the other woman is my own sister, Bella. ************************************************************************************************************************ “I want to get a divorce, Mark,” I repeated myself in case he didn't hear me the first time—even though I knew he'd heard me clearly. He stared at me with a frown before answering coldly, "It's not up to you! I'm very busy, don't waste my time with such boring topics, or try to attract my attention!" The last thing I was going to do was argue or bicker with him. "I will have the lawyer send you the divorce agreement," was all I said, as calmly as I could muster. He didn't even say another word after that and just went through the door he'd been standing in front of, slamming it harshly behind him. My eyes lingered on the knob of the door a bit absentmindedly before I pulled the wedding ring off my finger and placed it on the table. I grabbed my suitcase, which I'd already had my things packed in and headed out of the house.
"Love is blind!" Lucinda abandoned her beautiful and comfortable life because of a man. She married him and slaved off for him for three long years. One day, the scales finally fell off her eyes. She realized that all her efforts were in vain. Her husband, Nathaniel still treated her like shit. All he cared about was his lover. "Enough is enough! I quit wasting my years with an ungrateful man!" Lucinda's heart was shattered into many pieces, but she summoned up the courage to ask for a divorce. The news caused a stir online! A filthy rich young woman recently got divorced? She was a good catch! Countless CEOs and handsome young men immediately swarmed to her like bees to honey! Nathaniel couldn't take it anymore. He held a press conference and begged with teary eyes, "I love you, Lucinda. I can't live without you. Please come back to me." Would Lucinda give him a second chance? Read to find out!