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Chapter 5 A VISIT FROM A DISTINGUSHED ANTY-MONOPERLIST TYPERGRAFFICAL

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onopolists. I admire a man wot praktices wot he preaches. Now, this Mr. McNamee has never been known to contribute a cent to surportin our grate ralerode mo-noperlists, altho he has travilled all over the United States by rale. Beside that, he wouldn't axcept any accommodashuns short of a green-line sleeper. Wen I arst him y he did

e dinner the edittur told me to tell the make-up man to kill Lawrence Rickard. Now, his store is ware my pa buys all his groseries, and his wife and ma's orful good chums, and b'long to the same sewin' sircle. Mr. Rickard alwus treeted me rite, and I didn't like to see a cupple of bludthursty villanes kill him without givin' him tim to say his prayers,

nd went out fishin', cos I remembured wot

ds enchantmen

out that local notis wot red: "Fresh vegetabels and grene truck received daily, at L. I. Rickard's Grocerie," insted of makin' me tell him to kill Mr. Rickatrd, Well, if I can't be a jurnulist and make a fortune, I' kno wot I can be, I'll go to the offis in the m

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Contents

Chapter 1 WHY HE CHEWSES A PERFESSHUN.-HYFALUTIN PROLOG, WITH SUM Chapter 2 HIS FIRST INTERVUE.-WILL THEY BE CONSINED TO A PLACE THAT Chapter 3 THE XCHANGE FYEND.-SHEECARGO ALL QUIETT.-THE FYEND GOES Chapter 4 HE AIN'T NO TYPERGRAFFICKAL CYCLOPEEDA.-SERIUS Chapter 5 A VISIT FROM A DISTINGUSHED ANTY-MONOPERLIST TYPERGRAFFICAL Chapter 6 No.6 Chapter 7 HE INTERVUES ELI PERKINS AND GETS SUM POINTS ON JURNERLISTIC Chapter 8 A CONVENSHUN OF THE DUDE DEMMERCRAZEY,-A COUNTRY DELEGAIT.- Chapter 9 THE REPORTER INTERVUES A PULITICKEL GOST.-ROS CONKLIN GIVES Chapter 10 HE REPORTS A XERDENT WOT HAPPENED TO J. GOULD AND SETS ALL Chapter 11 IN THE ROLE OF DRAMATICK CRITTICK.-"HOSIERY HENRYETTUR, OR
Chapter 12 A OLD BILL.-THE EDITTUR GETS A FORTUNE FROM OSSTRAILYER.-
Chapter 13 TRAVERLIN IN STILE.-GRAND RECEPSHUNS AND BABY KISSIN
Chapter 14 IMMENSE NTHUSIASM.-SUM POINTERS ON THE TARIFF.-THE OHIO
Chapter 15 IN A TROY HOTEL.--GRAND REVUE AND MILLYTARY
Chapter 16 HE REPORTS A DRY GOODS OPENIN.-A XPENSIV KOSTUM WOT FINDS
Chapter 17 DUMMIE "ADS"-WARNTED, A WIFE, BY THE RELIGUS EDDITUR.-
Chapter 18 AT THE MASQUE BALL.-FRIVERLUS FIXINS.-A PARISIEN
Chapter 19 THE HORSE REPORTER WANTS A COMPAGNON DE VOYAGE.-THE
Chapter 20 THE DEVIL IN CHURCH.-A TERRIFICK. XPLOSHUN, AND FLYIN
Chapter 21 ROUTS THE REPUBLERCAN RABBEL.-CAMPANE LIES.-THE DEVIL IN
Chapter 22 ELECKSHUN DAY.-THE DUDES PEDDLIN DEMMERCRATICK TICKETS.-
Chapter 23 A GLORIOUS VICKTORIE.-THE LICKED CANDYDATE GENERATES BLUE
Chapter 24 HIS HOLY DAY.-PERSONATIN A DUDE MAKES HIM LOSE HIS TRUST IN
Chapter 25 ADVERTISES A ARTICKEL WOT WAS FOUND.-WIMMIN'S WAYS.-
Chapter 26 THE DELINKENT SUBSCRIBER'S ARISTOCRAZEY IDEAS ON THE
Chapter 27 MINSE PIE AND DREEMS.-TERRIBLE RETRYBUSHUN.-WOT'LL OVER
Chapter 28 AT THE STOCK EXCHANGE.-THE ENGAGEMENT.-FIRE IN THE
Chapter 29 HE CALLS ON MARIA AND PRONOUNSES HER FRAGRANT.-AT A CHURCH
Chapter 30 THE DEVIL'S OCCUPASHUN GONE.-POLLYTISHUN OR JURNERLIST.-
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