Nasr-en-din Hotza Funny Stories by Various
Nasr-en-din Hotza Funny Stories by Various
Μια μ?ρα, ?να? χωρικ?? ?πιασε μιαν ?γρια χ?να, και την π?γε πεσκ?σι του Χ?τζα. Γιατ? ε?πε μ?σα του: ?Ποιο? ξ?ρει; ?νθρωπο? που ανακατε?εται με του? μεγ?λου? ε?νε, και μπορε?, καμμι? ?ρα, να τ?νε λ?βω αν?γκη!?
Ο Χ?τζα? δ?χτηκε με πολλ?? ευχαριστ?ε? το δ?ρο, περιποι?θηκε με τιμ? το δωρητ?, τ?νε φιλοξ?νησε στο σπ?τι του, εκε?νην τη ν?κτα, και μαζ? του ευφρ?νθηκε τη χ?να, που η γυνα?κα του την ε?χε κ?νη εξα?ρετη σο?πα.
?στερα απ? καμι? βδομ?δα, ? δυο, ο χωρικ?? ?τυχε να κατεβ? στην π?λι, κ' επειδ? τον πρ?λαβε η ν?χτα, π?γε στο σπ?τι του Χ?τζα και χτ?πησε την π?ρτα:
- Ποιο? ε?νε; ρ?τησε ο Χ?τζα?.
- Ε?μαι ο ?νθρωπο? που σο?φερε τη χ?να.
- Α! Κ?πιασε! Κ?πιασε!
Και πρ?θυμα του ?νοιξε την π?ρτα, και τον ?βαλε στον οντ? του και τον εφιλοξ?νησε με τι? ?διε? περιποι?σει? ?πω? και την πρ?τη φορ?. Γιατ? ε?πε μ?σα του: ?Ποιο? ξ?ρει; ?νθρωπο? φιλ?τιμο? φα?νεται: μπορε? να μου στε?λη και καν?να ?λλο πεσκ?σι απ' το χωρι?!?
?στερα απ? κ?μποσε? μ?ρε?, ?ρθαν, ?να βρ?δυ, στο σπ?τι του Χ?τζα μερικο? χωρι?τε?, και του ζ?τησαν φιλοξεν?α.
- Ποιοι ε?σθε σει?; ρ?τησε ο Χ?τζα?.
- Ε?μαστε οι γειτ?νοι του ανθρ?που που σο?φερε τη χ?να, απ?ντησαν εκε?νοι.
Ο Χ?τζα? του? δ?χτηκε με καλωσ?νη, του? ?βαλε κ' ?φαγαν, και του? κρ?τησε να κοιμηθο?ν στο σπ?τι του, τη ν?χτα. Μα, ?ταν, ?στερα απ? κ?μποσε? μ?ρε?, παρουσι?στηκαν κι' ?λλοι, κ' ε?παν: ?Ε?μαστε οι γειτ?νοι των γειτ?νων του ανθρ?που που σο?φερε τη χ?να!?, ο Χ?τζα? ε?πε μ?σα του: ?Βρε, το πρ?μμα, βλ?πω, π?ει κορδ?νι!? ?μω?, δε μ?λησε τ?ποτα, μ?νε του? ε?πε:
- Καλ?? ωρ?σατε, καλ?? ωρ?σατε! Κοπι?στε στ' αρχοντικ? μου!
Κι' αφο? του? κ?θισε στον οντ? του, κ' ?στρωσε το τραπ?ζι ?βαλε μπρο? στον καθ?να απ? ?να πι?το βαθ?, γεμ?το νερ?. Οι ξ?νοι, κοιτ?χτηκαν αναμεταξ? του? κ' ε?παν:
- Τι ε?νε το?το;
- Ε?νε η σο?πα τη? σο?πα? τη? χ?να?, καταδεχθ?τε την, φ?λοι μου! ε?πε ο Χ?τζα?.
Φυσικ?, εκε?νοι π?ρανε τα βρεμμ?να του? και φ?γανε κ' ?τσι ο Χ?ντζα? γλ?τωσε κι' απ' εκε?νον που το?φερε τη χ?να, κι' απ? του? οχληρο?? γειτ?νου? και παραγειτ?νου? ?εκε?νου που το?φερε τη χ?να?.
Le Tour du Monde; d'Alexandrette au coude de l'Euphrate by Various
It was a grand success. Every one said so; and moreover, every one who witnessed the experiment predicted that the Mermaid would revolutionize naval warfare as completely as did the world-famous Monitor. Professor Rivers, who had devoted the best years of his life to perfecting his wonderful invention, struggling bravely on through innumerable disappointments and failures, undaunted by the sneers of those who scoffed, or the significant pity of his friends, was so overcome by his signal triumph that he fled from the congratulations of those who sought to do him honour, leaving to his young assistants the responsibility of restoring the marvellous craft to her berth in the great ship-house that had witnessed her construction. These assistants were two lads, eighteen and nineteen years of age, who were not only the Professor's most promising pupils, but his firm friends and ardent admirers. The younger, Carlos West Moranza, was the only son of a Cuban sugar-planter, and an American mother who had died while he was still too young to remember her. From earliest childhood he had exhibited so great a taste for machinery that, when he was sixteen, his father had sent him to the United States to be educated as a mechanical engineer in one of the best technical schools of that country. There his dearest chum was his class-mate, Carl Baldwin, son of the famous American shipbuilder, John Baldwin, and heir to the latter's vast fortune. The elder Baldwin had founded the school in which his own son was now being educated, and placed at its head his life-long friend, Professor Alpheus Rivers, who, upon his patron's death, had also become Carl's sole guardian. In appearance and disposition young Baldwin was the exact opposite of Carlos Moranza, and it was this as well as the similarity of their names that had first attracted the lads to each other. While the young Cuban was a handsome fellow, slight of figure, with a clear olive complexion, impulsive and rash almost to recklessness, the other was a typical Anglo-Saxon American, big, fair, and blue-eyed, rugged in feature, and slow to act, but clinging with bulldog tenacity to any idea or plan that met with his favour. He invariably addressed his chum as "West," while the latter generally called him "Carol."
Young Folks Treasury, Volume 2 (of 12) by Various
Embracing a Flash-Light Sketch of the Holocaust, Detailed Narratives by Participants in the Horror, Heroic Work of Rescuers, Reports of the Building Experts as to the Responsibility for the Wholesale Slaughter of Women and Children, Memorable Fires of the Past, etc., etc.
Young Folks Treasury, Volume 3 (of 12) by Various
It was supposed to be a marriage of convenience, but Carrie made the mistake of falling in love with Kristopher. When the time came that she needed him the most, her husband was in the company of another woman. Enough was enough. Carrie chose to divorce Kristopher and move on with her life. Only when she left did Kristopher realize how important she was to him. In the face of his ex-wife’s countless admirers, Kristopher offered her 20 million dollars and proposed a new deal. “Let’s get married again.”
"You need a bride, I need a groom. Why don't we get married?" Both abandoned at the altar, Elyse decided to tie the knot with the disabled stranger from the venue next door. Pitying his state, she vowed to spoil him once they were married. Little did she know that he was actually a powerful tycoon. Jayden thought Elyse only married him for his money, and planned to divorce her when she was no longer of use to him. But after becoming her husband, he was faced with a new dilemma. "She keeps asking for a divorce, but I don't want that! What should I do?"
Elliana, the unfavored "ugly duckling" of her family, was humiliated by her stepsister, Paige, who everyone admired. Paige, engaged to the CEO Cole, was the perfect woman-until Cole married Elliana on the day of the wedding. Shocked, everyone wondered why he chose the "ugly" woman. As they waited for her to be cast aside, Elliana stunned everyone by revealing her true identity: a miracle healer, financial mogul, appraisal prodigy, and AI genius. When her mistreatment became known, Cole revealed Elliana's stunning, makeup-free photo, sending shockwaves through the media. "My wife doesn't need anyone's approval."
Joelle thought she could change Adrian's heart after three years of marriage, but she realized too late that it already belonged to another woman. "Give me a baby, and I'll set you free." The day Joelle went into labor, Adrian was traveling with his mistress on his private jet. "I don't care whom you love. My debt is paid. From now on, we have nothing to do with each other." Not long after Joelle left, Adrian found himself begging on his knees. "Please come back to me."
Isabelle's love for Kolton held flawless for fifteen years-until the day she delivered their children and slipped into a coma. He leaned to her ear and whispered, "Don't wake up. You're worthless to me now." The twins later clutched another woman's hand and chirped, "Mommy," splintering Isabelle's heart. She woke, filed for divorce, and disappeared. Only then did Kolton notice her fingerprints on every habit. They met again: she emerged as the lead medical specialist, radiant and unmoved. But at her engagement gala, she leapt into a tycoon's arms. Jealous, he crushed a glass, blood wetting his palm. He believed as soon as he made a move, Isabelle would return to him. After all, she had loved him deeply.
There was only one man in Raegan's heart, and it was Mitchel. In the second year of her marriage to him, she got pregnant. Raegan's joy knew no bounds. But before she could break the news to her husband, he served her divorce papers because he wanted to marry his first love. After an accident, Raegan lay in the pool of her own blood and called out to Mitchel for help. Unfortunately, he left with his first love in his arms. Raegan escaped death by the whiskers. Afterward, she decided to get her life back on track. Her name was everywhere years later. Mitchel became very uncomfortable. For some reason, he began to miss her. His heart ached when he saw her all smiles with another man. He crashed her wedding and fell to his knees while she was at the altar. With bloodshot eyes, he queried, "I thought you said your love for me is unbreakable? How come you are getting married to someone else? Come back to me!"
© 2018-now CHANGDU (HK) TECHNOLOGY LIMITED
6/F MANULIFE PLACE 348 KWUN TONG ROAD KL
TOP
GOOGLE PLAY