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walls grew louder, sending cascad

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I'm more the White Snake. Eat my flesh and you can speak the Language of the Birds. Anyways, that's all I ask." He smoothed the sleeves of my gown. "And my name isn't Cyrus. I got that from a really outdated baby name book when I was on LSD and the names came to life. The letters did interpr

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es. We feed off the electrical release of neurons. Our biology is s

o.

, that your planet isn't alone in the universe. My race studies things,

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investigate planets like Earth periodically. It's part of my crowning process. We are multiverses unto ours

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fferent connotation. How do I phrase this in mammalian terms,

school biology, drew a bl

cry a lot at cat commercials. Anywho, Anunnaki royals have an overexpression a substance like mirror neurons. We manage diplomacy

plot of a low-bud

rbian setting, on crack. What a confusing classic." Lahmu's smile was soft. "Well, good job on getting off topic, Lahmu. Go me. I've been tasked with bringing humanity into the Me – or Mil

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hed on t

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p at my lower back and inspected the biogauge. He

have experimented on me. I don't want to be an X-m

to put you in suspended animation and perform the operation. You're fine, I promise, and the biogauge can always be removed. You're o

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