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Chapter 1 : Apparently stealing from giants is a bad idea... duh

Word Count: 2570    |    Released on: 04/11/2021

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loors, will kill you. Guess who is testing th

th, but apparently my best friend here was oddly right. His huge claws were w

re an

will wash your mou

usly ha

oons. Well thank God, Knox wasn't doing that or I would freak out

ughts. Toug

of Thaddeus (I have no idea who Thaddeus is), explained us... like ten times (the dude didn't know how to exp

er heard of

f the answer. If not, do yo

fer to call it dude mates... Bro-mate... best buds? I don't know. It sounds bad either way. We

here I'm spiritually link

just a big bl

ha

hing like black eagle

ere is... or

saying my spiritually linked bro wasn't ju

transform in any kind of animal that actually eats spiders for breakfast and yet he just jumps on me a

ittle bit annoyed, fo

e dude c

as a giant who thinks the "Death look" is the latest fashion, is after me. And to make things just

id I end up jumping off a city with a million floors being

of started

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ent. World War III. Books being replaced with technology (the real tragedy in all the

th a million floors? P

the Block. Or the Brick? It looks

y floor is like a whole city itself. People having meetings with fairies to discuss about environmental issues... centaurs g

to be desired by my sick mind. It just happens that sometimes... there are a few objects, that seem to call my name. Don't laugh. I'm serious. There are object that whisper to me to get them. It's like a creature calling for help.

dragon head on the top looked like it was watching you right through your soul, like it knew all your dark secrets (which I don't find that cool. It's ac

to t

defense, I tried to walk away. Knox tried to stop me, since it kind of gets boring to always run away from the angry owners of

y he barely could stand up, so I kind of just waved, wishing him a good afternoon, walked in, took the mirror which was as big as my head (I'm not good with measurements and it was kind of weird if you ask me, because the mi

. Then I jumped off the city and now I'm being followed by a drunk replic

ately? He dropped me because that arrow scared the life out of him. Once again I found myself falling while screaming i

e my voice, which should really

ing their heads, probably wondering if I'm a girl or a boy. Yep. I have rea

rt, flying towards me, but alm

mehow managed to think:

EVER, mess up with a pack of hippogriffs. Messing with just one is simply,

creamed again

ded that I was more useful ali

like six of them and one drunk giant. The dude had no chance. I felt a little bad for leaving

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me fall, okay?" My voice was irri

wanted to laugh at how panicked

me." With me and my klepto

*

me to fall and probably break a leg or my head. But appar

nition of scrawny, but you don't just let your spirituality link

ushioned my fall, but with my luck those bush

ged from the huge black eagle into a sma

m. After all he was right. My kleptomania got us in big troubles all the tim

his should be a record) and took the mirror out of it. It was perfectly fine, not even a crack anywhere. It still scared the crap out of me but at least it

e my backpack as well and started t

, which was a blessing to me. Running from a giant and almost dying a couple of time

in a cave.

r all the angry creatures or humans that want to hurt or even kill me, to find where I live. So a projector

e heater. Even though it was summer, the cave was col

ddle of it is the fire place, a perfect circle of stones with burnt wood in there, still radiating warmth. You're probably wondering why I have a fireplace when I have a heater. Well fire is e

awning. Next to the bed is my closet with all the clothes I owned which means half of it is empty. Far in the corner is a short tunnel, which led to a small room, which I

. My little treasures. Since the technology became the new hit, books just gradually disappeared which was such a tragedy for me, I cried for two days, but eventually had to stop because Knox kept complaining I wasn't letting him sleep. I wasn't even born when the books stopped being publis

igfeet, where I hide the money my parents left me before disappearing when I was five. They probably died or decided I wasn't worth it and left. But at least they left me money

all the almost being killed by a Death-wanna-be dude fiasco, I didn't have it in m

Because I swear to God, that the damned mirror made me steal it. That never had happened to me. Things whisper

you've got

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Contents

Chapter 1 : Apparently stealing from giants is a bad idea... duh Chapter 2 Plants saved my life... because apparently I keep trying to die Chapter 3 Lesson of the day... Never breath through your nose while being near a cyclops
Chapter 4 Currently playing the damsel in distress
Chapter 5 Knox Ugh, nevermind, keep sleeping
Chapter 6 The wall is a pretty good company
Chapter 7 I'm very sure that rabbit insulted me
Chapter 8 Never trust a man with a lion butt
Chapter 9 How can a corpse run faster than me
Chapter 10 I got a piggy back ride by a mercenary
Chapter 11 What not to do in a court's room
Chapter 12 Butter knives can be dangerous
Chapter 13 I got peed on
Chapter 14 I didn't sign up for a horror movie
Chapter 15 Monsters dig me
Chapter 16 Okay, maybe I'm a cannibal
Chapter 17 Status: Currently dying of boredom
Chapter 18 Les I'm Miserable
Chapter 19 My Ancient wants to kill my friends. YAY!!! (at this rate I will drown myself in sarcasm)
Chapter 20 One question: Why me
Chapter 21 I'm not even that precious for God's sake. Leave me alone
Chapter 22 Lesson of the day: Don't listen to the voices
Chapter 23 Medusa can blush. Huh... interesting
Chapter 24 Sassed by the kitten... talk about being pathetic
Chapter 25 Falling is my hobby
Chapter 26 Drunk Sphinxes are the worst
Chapter 27 Apparently Yule has a thing for birds that poop on my face
Chapter 28 Death by laziness. Be careful. It's a thing now
Chapter 29 Centaur corpses ... What else do I have to deal with
Chapter 30 I adopted a dragon
Chapter 31 Oh crap!
Chapter 32 I have turned into a real life Sleeping Beauty... Where's my Prince Charming
Chapter 33 And the Prophecy found the time to start working
Chapter 34 Xaxa goes swimming... in blood
Chapter 35 Nova goes all Jackie Chan on the devil
Chapter 36 Don't judge people by their name
Chapter 37 Reason to Slap Ophelia List
Chapter 38 Heolstors need an Instagram account
Chapter 39 For further information ask Horatia
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