Trapped In Paradise

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on the other end and

"Why didn't you tell me that we were p

f-factly, "Because I

" I lost it, boiling within. You of all people should be aware that the last

a$$holes who will tip us well. Third, we only need to interact with them

of being stranded in the middle of the ocean with a group of horny, undeserving males. I was hurt if anything. Hurt because one of my closest friends in the world, R

ampa Bay Rays, as you would

I don't care who this Jason person is. You see why

r the event with John by now. Furthermore, because they are

m trying to get over it, but

not alone when I discovered him in bed, nude and unconscious. He apparently got two rides home-one in her posh new Corvette and the other in our bed-from one of the strippers at his party. John pleaded for my pard

this job. We risk losing the food truck if we don't ac

ed. "Se

riou

o have attended the Bar Mitz

ruck me. We

could have tried

ormous, and organizing it

"At least we'd

his job, we wil

ained

rouble paying your rent for the next month. We get enough money

moa

e servers, you see. Most of the time, we'll be in th

em entirely awf

s absurdly large. Sincerely, I'm certain that none of

with Jason Stryker. I was thrilled to discover that we will be sailing for a wh

ther plannin

l to maintain order si

ly secretive party. Most likely a group of well-known athletes. You know, this may genuinely

y was stunning and had a lot of interest from guys. She wasn't the cheating kind, b

ike a great opportunity." And, as you said, we do not need t

ummies are full. We'll leave the strippers, or pr

u truly believe that there could be

ase whatever it is they want. A bachelor party would be inco

rnographic establishment, but I di

ou feel? Do yo

in my living room. I must be out of my m

going to c

y other choice. Of cours

ill alter our way of life. It's s

nter of my stomach. I had a feelin