bodied voice burst out, "I know, right?! Those stinky little humans

speaker's grand and aloof mann

"I clearly told them they should include plagiarism in the list of deathly sins, but noooo, 'Bl

besides darkness... he

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onse –"Apparently pilfering every word wasn't enough, they even added in a bunch of non

ered, and suddenly he felt a bit

most people with a brain can tell the truth apart from th

ﾟ 3ﾟ

oat –"As a worldborn, your soul and body have been included in our periodic scans, and due to the most recent results, we've decided to pick you up. As per reg

ogy either, because soon after, the voice continued, "Ahem, at any rate, you were intercepte

ioned scan was, but... "Wait, wait, wait, wait! Reincarnation?! Um, s

y space again, this time lasting e

now how to tell

ad feeling, "Is there some

rfectly in line with what the Bureau has be

led perfect, ah, N

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soon enough, he caught onto the point th

ctly are you?", Noah looked around himself skeptically, as if he coul

artificial intelligence working for the World an

to live in, is but one small world among countless other worlds tha

u is the highest and most powerful organization in existence that manages all worlds and souls in the multiverse. We are the good guys in charge of

without a single change in expression, he deadpanned, "Oh. Ar

to what was happening so quickly. "It's a once in a l

igingly

tera

ite smile

rely, "Congratulations! Unlike everyone else that can live only once, you get to live out many different

ot!" Noah nodded good-naturedly, "Let me guess, the job also comes with super

hat countless agents of the Bureau would sell their souls to have me become their system! Getting the honor

"In other words, those quick-transmigration web novels I've read are mor

y had a feeling that this recruitment

tone flipped to cheery, "So, w

have tripped over his own feet. "Y

her transporta

is, there is no Ha

choked on the saliva that came f

ds in his hurry to explain,

a lie

rather confused by the questio

oah solemnly

" impatience bled

ly Father!" Noah sup

ent for a long

n a hushed whisper, "It's the one that got

d "Oooooh!" could be heard, follo

, I remem

, I've heard

rom the last week

in expectation, "

tively fell s

ntative, "Yeah...no. That one got written into the script

ened, "How... how

ck coughed awkwardly, "And even if your world did have a god, those so-called deities only hold power within their own world. However

exclaims of "Hey!" and "Wh

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very much at a loss. "If there is no Haven and no God,

sible entities sharing a

cially made world we created specifically to nurture new recruits... so uh

cs... that's one hell of an accurate p

ruitment criteria, we teleport them away and offer them a job..

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ted shock, "Wait, wait, wait! The world was artificially created?!? So...big bang is a lie?!?", Noah c

right with this person in front of him, but coul

lie, even science is a lie

here the sky should be, or at least, in the direction he thought was up. The only thin

with the hearts of

ty came from –'Do you believe in the theory of creation ment

ved in God in the fir

en though he had no idea where Black's eyes were. "I... might have questi

? You cou

y...years.

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him was just messing around!!! He actually didn't give two shits about which p

ing around! I'm be

w members by some cult. Am I not allowed to hea

morally upright organ

a lie you spun... you seem reliabl

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ally have no words with

Scripture are true in a sense. While there is technically no Haven per se, the things you were promised, such as a ne

I refuse?

be sent to reinc

Give me back my wonderful carefree