attended by f
* *
; creaking floors were calked; windows were picketed by uncompromising articles of furniture deployed to keep my ruthless refugee from adventuring too close t
pper windows with hypnotic zeal, and listen with straining ears for the inevitable squall of a child or the bark of a d
ves tingling, was to be a nightly occupation at uncertain intervals; that was plain to be seen. All day long I would be shivering with anxiety and praying for night to come so that I might lie awake and pray for the sun to rise, and in this way pass the time as quickly as
ter they had departed. Ordinarily the Lord isn't thanked when an electric light com
friendly terms with each other; a French valet who had the air of one used to being served on a tray outside the servants' quarters; and a German attendant with hands constructed especially for the purpose of kneading a
I do not know, but from the woe-be-gone expression on his face the morning after the first night, and the fact that Bri
band, Dr. George, thanked me for saving all their lives and then, feeling a draft, turned up his coat collar a
alphabet. For brevity's sake, I'll call him Umovitch. The French valet's master was a Viennese gentleman of twenty-six or eight (I heard), but who looked forty. I
t Vienna, and I liked him from the start. You could tell that he was the sort of a chap who is bound to get on in the world by simply looking at his wife. The man who could win the love and support of such an attractive creature must of necessity have qualifications t
unted for. They belonged to the most exclusive set in New York and Newport. He had an incomprehensible lot of money and a taste f
I exc
nothing I could say to that and still be a perfect host. But to you I declare
low wall and looking down upon the river. He puffed idly at a cigarette. His coal black hair grew very sleek on
Mr. Pless,
h young man with a pitying exp
ere it is quiet he might be able to forget-Oh, but I am not supposed to tell you a word of the st
dee
laced between two duties. She
s not his real name," she said, lowering her voice. "But,
is sufficie
nward question. The next I knew
he whispered. "His heart is
up. Elsie proceeded to
Mr. Pless," said I. "
looked hard
Elsie until she made room for him beside her on th
ust a little about him,"
due him
the fellow's heart i
his wife. "Wouldn't y
his legs
?" repeated
us as his. You can't br
it?" I inquired,
id Billy im
patched," said I.
," said Elsie gravely. "He
re telling," caut
me isn't Pless, his wife got a divorce from him, and now she has taken
almost poppin
hat they all said "sh!" and shot apprehe
Elsie in alarm. "
fair in the newspapers. They've had nothing else lately. I won't say he is a count, an
s," said I, trying to recover my self-possessi
n!" cried El
you won't tell me hi
ously. "Why did you a
with his young American wife, divorce, or something of the sort. A very promine
ard firmly, "you must
please u
visit here simply in order to-to take him out of himself for a while. It has be
him?" I queried, resorting t
he court had granted him the custody of the child. That's what makes it so terrible. If she is caught anywhere in Europe-well, I don't know what may happen to her. It is just such silly
had myself pret
ne one among her multitude of sins. I take it, of course, t
shreds, delicately and with finesse, to be sure, but none
because her father has a trunkful of millions," said Elsie, concluding a rather pe
thrift foreigners has a title for s
rried," said his wife. "I don't believe it was hi
o her estate. She was a drag, a stone about his neck. It was like putting one's
al standing in New
lly. "She was in the smartest se
girls fall short of being all that is required over here.
they both sa
way it sou
we are a little hard on the poor
then, is that she was
nd his
ith. "She made a bid for him and got him, and my conte
full?" I asked, w
do you
he get h
aid Elsie, with dignity. "Mr. Pless is a poor man I've heard.
ed the trunk you speak of and hid the key. You don't know women as well as I do, Mr. Smart. Both of these charming ladies professed
We stood by her until she disobeyed the mandate-or whatever you ca
gathered that all was not rosy in the life of the
. Pless, but of course I knew that I was entertaining under my roof, by the most extraordinary coincidence, the Count and Coun
wing. I was all the more determined now to shield her as far as it la
ette over the railing and
me face-and the two ladies started guiltily. The attack on his part was particularly direct when one stops to consider that t
less," said I with so much directness that I felt Mrs. Billy Smith's a
ce, Mr. Smart," said he, wit
" added Billy Smith, o
?" asked Mr. Pless, w
" said Els
was growing accustomed to the over-riding process, s
a few steps to say to me: "We'll explore the castle to-morrow, Mr. Smart, if it's just the same to you." He spoke with a very slight accent and in a pec
id I, affect
here not so many years ago.
spent his honeymoon here, old man. It was the girls' idea to bring him here to
gnificantly. Smith grinned approvingly. Be
ot of money
ion by asking how I write my books, where I get my plots, and all the rest of the questions that have become so hatefully unanswerable, ending up by blandly enquiring wha
have read them, as everybody did, thereby supplying him with the chance to triumphantly say that he'd be hanged if he'd ever heard of any one of t
growth of American dentistry in European capitals, the way one has his nails manicured in Germany, the upset price of hot-house strawberries, the relative merit of French and English bulls, the continued progress of the weather and sundry other topics of simil
d work out. It was absolutely necessary for the Countess to know that her ex-husband was in the castle. I would have to manage in
orst of all, would she reveal an uncomfortable spirit of bravado, rashly casting discretion to the winds in order to show him that she was not the timid, beaten coward he might suspect her of being? She had once said to me that she loat
s hands in the pockets and taking them out again almost immediately, letting questions go by unanswered, and all such, are action
nine-sixteen to the second) with polite conviction in his
ses the psychological moment for calli
said I, immensely reli
five or six very i
hand. "Run along and get 'em off," he said.
patience at every other landing and luridly berating the drafts that swept the passages. Mr. Poopendyke stood guard below at the padlocked d
a pile of rugs with Britton as a bed-fellow, an omission which gave Britton the opportunity to anticipate him by almost giving notice that very
was a most unseemly hour for calling on a young, beautiful and unprotecte
sound reverberated through the empty halls with a sickening clatter, I
French maid p
ess that I must
home, m'sieur," sa
" I gasped. "
has gone
e. Present my compliments and ask her to ge
at she knows the Count is here, and will yo
's here? Who brough
it with dejeuner, again with diner, an
In that case, I-I sha'n't disturb
severely rep
m'sieur. In that drea
nr
I mean the news-the n
afraid. Has she not the good, brave m'sieur to-what you call it-to shoulder all the worry, no? She is not a
ha
ie Louise Antoinette, sa
ur! It is I w
o Helene Marie Louise Antoinette in an unintentionally complimentary whisper, took myself off down
ld have set about to find out the true names of the guests beneath his roof. The task would have been a simple one,
s of stern conversation with Elsie Hazzard would enlighten me on all the essential points; perhaps half an hour would bring Poopendyke to terms; a half a day might be required in the brow-beating of the frail Countess. With the Schmicks, there was no hope. But why
nto my side of the castle with gratifying stealthiness, "you will
per, and for the life of me I couldn't determine what co
resented a sharp criticism coming from the latter, and they were waging a verbal battle in what I took to be five or six different tongues, none of which appeared to bear the slight
e still discussing his defection in subdued tones-with the exception of the irate baron-when he re-entered the roo
flesh and blood mediums here who roam about in white night dres
iscretion had the C
you, Mr. Pless," I said, w
insolence! He